DaWackyInsaneWorldofJaiFr3sh

Da Thingz Ur Parent Make U Do..

2009-07-02T03:14:00.000-07:00

World wide web..I am drunk okay..let me tell yall..if I typo by mistake its a combination of two thingz: sleepiness and drunkness..okay..so like I getz home bout 4 am right, drunk as fck, like Im drunk right now..It has taken me 10 normal ppl mintues to write these few lines cuz I keep fckn up..okay okay ne who..right my "mother" wakes me up to take her to work @ 530..Im like y I gotta take u to work, I dnt even want da car today..so Im drunk, she'z fussing, "Get ya ass up, u like it wen some1 yellz at you, jus do wha I say and stop askin questions, have u been drinking?" "Yes mother I have, I am sooo not sober." Right, this is wha I tell her..Do you think she givez a fck about me driving imparied? hell fck no..Now back it up..Let me tell u y I had to take her to work, so her FAT ASS LAZY ASS SORRY ASS BIG BELLY SNORING STUPID ASS HUSBAND can use da car to go to work..WTMFF! U risk ur child's life to provide a ride for ya sorry ass husband..Like y da fck didnt he get his fat ass up to take u, Im up DRUNK @ 530 to take u to work while dis nigga is still slobbing on da pillow..I dnt even want da car, didnt ask for this nathang..like WTF MOM, dis niggaz transportation is worth more den my life? Wha if I wasnt a good drunk driver, like wha if I drive like I type cuz I swear I been driving for like 30 mintues, like OMG, wha if I woulda got arrested? She shoulda made his fat ass get up and drive, u woke me out of my good ass drunken sleep so dis nigga can have a ride to work den complain da whole time that I smell like liquor, well lady ya shoulda left me in my bed where I was not bothering nobody sleep n slobbin..shits ridiculous forreal..its sad how parents can b so in love wit a nigga dat dey would risk der own flesh n bloods life and well being so der sorry no good ass husband can have transportation..she need to get her shit together forreal..she bettah b glad ima excellent drunk driver dat knows Jesus cuz I coulda died for dat fat ass fck..

Yeah Im pissed but wha is ur opinion? If u were da parent wha would you have dne? If u were me wha would you have dne?

Angry much about Chris Brown Not Perfoming @ BET on Sunday..Here's Y..

2009-07-01T06:58:00.001-07:00

Now as we all kno da BET awardz was a "Tribute" to the Legendary Michael Jackson. Fanz all ova was mad becuz Chris Brown, the Prince of da Dance World, didn't perform. Well here's da reason y..according to WonderWall of MSN, Jay-Z threatened to pull out da award show if Chris performed, so BET dropped Chris. Jigga felt that it was too close to the court ruling for Chris to be there. Yeah da fck right, everybody knowz Hovz mad cuz Chris put his foot in his lil sideline hoe'z ass. I mean yeah Chris did whoop dat ass but come on da lil dude can dance his ass off der is no denying dat, and personal I woulda rather seen his performance den Keri Hilsonz "dance tribute". Come on da awards was dedicated to MJ but yall would rather have Hov perform D.O.A[Great Song by da way] den have Chris do a tribute to MJ?? Yeah Hov is dat nigga, I love Hov to death but it was only fair to have Chris dance and da show wasn't dedicated to Hov it was dedicated to MJ and Chris woulda killed it..

2009-06-30T16:21:00.000-07:00

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Night Fever

2009-05-16T11:03:00.000-07:00

~Night Fever~

It seems like I got this feeling deep within once again..
Body all hot, feverish chills..
Looks like I'm headed towards ya spot once again..
I gots a prescription that you need to fill..

Can you please take care of my body?
I got these symptoms do you have the cure?
'Cause can't nobody seem to relieve my body..
This feeling, this pain is beginning to become much more than I can endure..

They say you got it in the touch of ya hand..
The power to heal this night fever..
They say can't nobody heal like you can..
All I need is one touch, one touch of your hand..

See every night my body seems to get so hot..
Blood begins to rush, knees began to knock..
All I need for you to do is check out this one spot..
Because when the temperature starts to rise, I cant get it to stop..

Please Dr. Love, give me your drug..
I need something to relieve this pressure..
Just one touch, one kiss, one hug..
And when your done, I'll leave your payment on the dresser..

-JaiFr3sh-
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